Movie Reviews
Film Review: Low Budget Thriller “Dark Asset”
John (Byron Mann) is a handsome, self-confident man of action who finds himself in a hotel bar, trying to pick up the beautiful Jane (Helena Mattsson). To get her attention he hands her the keys to his Lamborghini, insisting that it's now her car, not his, which she...
Film Review: Confusing Action Adventure “Wolf Pack”
If you're a naysayer who believes that it's only Hollywood that can produce big-budget action nonsense, you'll be surprised by Wolf Pack (Lang qun). It's jam-packed with exciting stunts and action sequences that are barely tied together with a rather banal plot. The...
Film Review: Disturbing, Creepy Horror “The Hanged Girl”
One of the most common tropes in horror movies is that a group of young, likable characters are going to find themselves in in a dangerous and scary situation. Camping, a cabin in the woods, a boat, a trip to an exotic locale, all revolve around the likeability of the...
Film Review: Tense Korean Sci-Fi Thriller “The Moon”
It's the near future and most of the major powers are working together to expand the exploration and exploitation of space, including an international station orbiting the moon. South Korea has decided to go its own path, however, pulling its top scientists back home...
Film Review: Creature Feature Mayhem in “Meg 2: The Trench”
Some films beg you to take them seriously. People aren't heading to see Oppenheimer because of Cillian Murphy's comic timing and pratfalls. But we filmgoers have proven again and again that comic mayhem stories, particularly those with great visual effects, are a...
Film Review: Ghostly, Entertaining “Haunted Mansion”
I visited Disneyland dozens of times while growing up in Southern California. It was the #1 destination for our visitors, school trips, and even my high school marching band. While the park has grown and evolved over the years, two rides at the amusement park have...
Film Review: Violent, Amusing “Night of the Assassin”
There's a certain vibe that seems to be the foundation of most all Asian martial arts movies. They're set in an unspecified historic era where there are no guns and no electricity and it's generally a sullen martial arts hero stepping up to protect an innocent peasant...
Film Review: Epic and Complex Biopic “Oppenheimer”
The history of humanity has been all too intertwined with us inventing bigger and more efficient ways to kill each other. Spears beget bows and arrows, gunpowder begets cannonballs and artillery, along with rifles and pistols. Knives became swords, and little bombs...
Film Review: Crocs in Jail are the Stars of “The Flood”
Hurricanes. The bane of everyone's existence in Louisiana, almost as annoying as the omnipresent alligators. The weather's awful and a hurricane's about to flood the tiny town of Lutree. As luck would have it, there's a prison bus passing by town with five...
Hands On With The New “MoviePass” Theater Subscription
I subscribed to MoviePass when it first showed up and found it a fantastic deal. For $35 I could literally go see up to 30 movies each month. Catch one each week and it was paying for itself! I wrote about it back in 2014 in glowing terms: MoviePass, A Film Lover's...
Film Review: Dynamite Actioner “Mission: Impossible Dead Reckoning Pt 1”
Mr. Phelps (Peter Graves) might be long since past his prime as the head of 1960s TV hit "Mission: Impossible" but the basic concept of a secret team surreptitiously funded by the government and tasked with the missions that no other agency could accomplish remains....
Film Review: Entertaining and Oh-So-Japanese “Shin Ultraman”
A while back I reviewed the wonderful film Shin Godzilla, a very modern take on the popular mythological monster who has been alternatively destroying and saving Tokyo for almost 70 years. What made the film so appealing was that the production team managed to blend...
Film Review: Who’s Real and Who’s a Replicant in “Simulant”
Storytellers have been fascinated with the idea of artificial beings for centuries, from the animated statues of the golem mythology to the robot domestic partners of The Stepford Wives and the "more human than human" replicants of Blade Runner. The more modern spin...
Film Review: Twisty Sci-Fi “Hypnotic”
Imagine a film that's a mashup of Scanners, Memento, and Inception, where things are endlessly unwrapped to be shown as other than what you - and the protagonist - thinks is going on. Those are the main inspirations for the twisty, entertaining sci-fi thriller...
Film Review: French Noir Thriller “Quai des Orfèvres” (1947)
There's a lot going on in the 1947 French noir thriller Quai des Orfèvres (literally "Headquarters"), an early police procedural that has plenty of plot twists and tough, gritty elements to keep viewers glued to the film. It also has a great, if not entirely...
Film Review: Depressing, Tired Jackie Chan’s “Ride On”
I have been a fan of Chinese martial arts actor and comedian Jackie Chan for decades, and have watched most of his films at this point, from his earliest Chinese classics like Police Story through the more popular Hollywood fare like Rush Hour and Shanghai Noon. He's...
Film Review: Throwback Martial Arts “Fist of the Condor”
The Spanish conquistadors forced dozens of Central and South American societies to become vassals to the Spanish empire back in the 16th century. A small group of Incan warriors fought back, hiding in the mountains and developing an extraordinary, gravity-defying...
Film Review: Gorgeous Wuxia “Code of the Assassins”
Like too many modern movies, there are so many characters in the fantastic and highly entertaining Chinese action film Code of the Assassins (also known as Song of the Assassins, or, if you prefer Chinese, Qing mian Xiuluo) that it's best if you just assume you'll...
The Amazing Transformation of 1960s TV Series “The Avengers”
Few British spy thrillers have a more stellar reputation than the campy and often existential TV series The Avengers, starring Patrick Macnee as superspy John Steed and a number of different female leads as his variously amateur or equally skilled professional...
Film Review: Star Wars/MCU Crossover “Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania”
Disney owns both Marvel and Star Wars, two ginormous franchises that collectively have significantly influenced our culture in countless ways. But the company has never really experimented with a cross-over, and with good reason; they're different universes. Right?...
Film Review: Audacious, Silly “The Wandering Earth II”
Four years ago the Chinese film industry released one of its first big budget sci-fi thrillers, The Wandering Earth, to great acclaim and strong global box office results. When I reviewed it back in 2019, I found it interesting and exciting, partially because of its...
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